They say a picture is worth a thousand words, so I gave you six of em. This is my life right here, kitchens, doors, nukes and a turkey.

In seriousness I take great joy in the life I lead: if you're imaginative enough, all of the quirky little things that happen to you in a given day are enough to be happy.

All you need to know is that I love my home — and I intend to leave it better than I found it.